Get roasted. Get hired.
BrutalBrief gives job seekers a fast, funny, and genuinely useful resume critique—then shows exactly how to make the next draft stronger.
Free first roast. Your resume stays private.
$ resume_v4_final_FINAL.pdf
The verdict
“Results-driven” is not a result. Bring receipts.
Fix first
Top-line proof
Clarity
Strong signals
Next move
Rewrite bullets
Brutally honest. Actually helpful.
Every punchline earns its place with a practical fix.
Spot what is making your experience look smaller than it is.
Get a clean little roast card worth sharing on your terms.
How it works
Your resume has three things to say. We help it say them better.
- 01
Drop in your resume
Upload the version you are actually sending out. Your document stays private; the roast card is a separate, optional share.
- 02
Get the useful truth
BrutalBrief finds the vague claims, buried wins, and “trust me, I’m strategic” energy that makes recruiters keep scrolling.
- 03
Turn the roast into a rewrite
Keep the prioritized fixes, share your verdict, or choose a tailored rewrite that makes your real experience read like it matters.
“Dynamic self-starter” is doing a lot of unpaid work here.
Fix: lead with the win, then the work.
Made to be shared
A verdict your group chat will appreciate.
The roast card is the fun, public-facing part. It keeps the laugh, removes the personal details, and turns a stressful job-search moment into something that is easy to share.
When you want the fix, not just the fire
Get a rewrite tailored to where you are headed.
A critique identifies the problem. A tailored rewrite turns your actual experience into clearer, role-appropriate language you can use.
Roast + tailored rewrite
Get the roast, a focused rewrite plan, and stronger copy for the parts recruiters read first.
Detailed, useful critique
Prioritized rewrite plan
Sharper summary and bullets
Role-aware positioning
No fluff, all facts
Fair questions. Direct answers.
Your draft called. It wants standards.
Better to hear it here than from a recruiter.
Give your resume a brutally useful read before it gets another polite rejection.